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MEASURE YOUR BUBBLES LIKE CHEWSY SUZY DOES!
The CHEWSY SUZY "GUM"pete-O-meter is here!
Don't blow a giant bubble and let it get away because
you didn't have a way to measure it!
Order your "GUM"pete-O-meter today for just $9.99!
(Plus shipping and handling).
Just email me today at firstname.lastname@example.org and
let me know what state or country your in. I'll
let you know how you can order one.
"Believe me. A huge "CHEWSY SUZY CINCH"-created bubble measured by a CHEWSY SUZY "GUM"pete-O-meter definately kicks...something!"
That's right all. The world has waited a long time for this and now I have it!
It seems like people from all over the world have asked me how they can measure their bubbles so I've come up with a really great measurer. For years I've told people I've been looking for some "GUM"petition. That's why I named it what I did.
The CHEWSY SUZY "GUM"pete-O-meter is easy to operate and will measure up to a 37 inch bubble. Whoa! Imagine blowing that! (Incidentally, here's a little story about THAT. When I broke the record the first time they told me to STOP blowing the bubble at 19 1/4 inches because that was as far as their measurer could go! I know I could have blown it much bigger than that!).
My "GUM"pete-O-meter is a must for anyone who is just curious about how big a bubble they can blow, let alone for anyone who dreams of breaking my record. And if you want to put on a bubblegum blowing contest? Don't leave home without a "GUM"pete-O-meter!
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